Hmm...where to start?
An hour ago when I thought I got booted from MCForum?
A couple months ago when I discovered that this particular election cycle was probably the most important one in my life?
A year ago when I came to the conclusion that talking politics and culture was probably just as interesting to me as writing porn?
A couple of years ago when I decided that posting to MCForum was more interesting to me than posting to ASSD?
Almost ten years ago when I found that writing EMC porn was as appealing to me as talking about and reading EMC porn?
About fifteen years ago when I found that reading porn was a somewhat reasonable alternative to a failed marriage?
Twenty years ago when I discovered porn on the 'net?
Twenty five years ago when I discovered porn was a somewhat reasonable alternative to the fact that I couldn't understand women?
Twenty-eight years ago when I cast my first vote for POTUS because, damn it, Jimmy Carter just made my stomach churn?
Thirty-some-odd years ago when I found that pulling on my penis made me extremely happy?
All of the above?
---well, yeah, that question pretty much answered itself---
WZB
An hour ago when I thought I got booted from MCForum?
A couple months ago when I discovered that this particular election cycle was probably the most important one in my life?
A year ago when I came to the conclusion that talking politics and culture was probably just as interesting to me as writing porn?
A couple of years ago when I decided that posting to MCForum was more interesting to me than posting to ASSD?
Almost ten years ago when I found that writing EMC porn was as appealing to me as talking about and reading EMC porn?
About fifteen years ago when I found that reading porn was a somewhat reasonable alternative to a failed marriage?
Twenty years ago when I discovered porn on the 'net?
Twenty five years ago when I discovered porn was a somewhat reasonable alternative to the fact that I couldn't understand women?
Twenty-eight years ago when I cast my first vote for POTUS because, damn it, Jimmy Carter just made my stomach churn?
Thirty-some-odd years ago when I found that pulling on my penis made me extremely happy?
All of the above?
---well, yeah, that question pretty much answered itself---
WZB
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