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Today we salute you, Mr. Erotic Mind Control Story Writer Guy
Mr Erotic Mind Control Story Writer Guy

Armed with a perverted prepubescent fascination gleaned from comic books, cartoons and cheesy horror films, you set out each day bound and determined to find imaginative ways to turn unwilling women into zombie sex dolls.
Love those swirly eyeballs

Be it through the magical plot devices of nanotech, telepathy, magic, drugs or just plain old hypnosis, you diligently labor over the keyboard, hoping to produce something that will make thousands of like-minded Internet readers reach for the Kleenex.
Where are my paper towels?

While most men your age spend their Sundays watching NASCAR or the NFL, you sit in front of your computer hitting the CNT/refresh key at mcstories.com, dreaming of how the rest of the world will view your latest masterpiece.
Hope Simon got my story.

So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, oh Perverse Practitioner of the Pivoting Pocket watch, because if there's one thing the world really needs, it's another badly edited fantasy about a teenaged high school boy finding a magic ring and fucking every female in five zip codes.
Mr Erotic Mind Control Story Writer Guy